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Megan knows arse-all about... 05.21.2013 by blau
(Living.) Y'know, the anecdotes from the 'Meet the Contestants' bit after the first commercial break. The ones that vary between 'I once went whitewater rafting on a rusted-out pickup truck in the Andes' to 'My cat snores like a human!'
The latter could be one of my stories. But I don't want it to be.
Chaos Attraction: TEDx Talks 05.20.2013 by Jennifer
I really love hearing awesome speakers, especially ones in science doing things that I wish I could do. I wanna do a TED talk...
Awfully Chipper: Pedicure 05.20.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Mabel's little addiction.
Awfully Chipper: The momentous and the mundane 05.17.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
Chaos Attraction: Leaving LA 05.17.2013 by Jennifer
Erm, you know...I still kinda want to move there anyway.
Awfully Chipper: Exposition 05.15.2013 by Maud_Gonne
On exposing myself at the pool and at BlogHer this summer.
Awfully Chipper: Rule of blog 05.14.2013 by Maud_Gonne
There's this thing with blogging, where you can't talk about what's going wrong until you've fixed it.
Chaos Attraction: What Didn't Happen In LA 05.14.2013 by Jennifer
I can only come to the conclusion that I deluded myself.
Chaos Attraction: Endeavour LA 05.13.2013 by Jennifer
The most memorable exhibits were the "eating in space" videos--in which astronauts do silly food tricks--and of course, The Space Potty. OH MY, THE SPACE POTTY.
Chaos Attraction: First Day In LA 05.12.2013 by Jennifer
I will admit tonight that right now, I am not super concerned with what happens tomorrow yet...I am just enjoying today. I will freak out tomorrow, most likely! (Second of two)
Awfully Chipper: Decimal 05.10.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Insomnia brings out the writer in Dash.
Megan knows arse-all about... 05.9.2013 by blau
(Oxbridge-level cleverness.) Don't look it up. No, it wasn't on Geocities, but it might as well have been.
Megan knows arse-all about... 05.8.2013 by blau
(TMI.) By the end of the day, the fumes from the concrete sealant they were using on the floors were part of the mix so I was 100% zombie. My skin itches. My lungs burn. You are all in danger.
Awfully Chipper: Happy camper 05.8.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Mabel's summer camp application.
Megan knows arse-all about... 05.8.2013 by blau
(Brian Butterfield.) I have a lot more jaw than I thought I did.
Awfully Chipper: Four point five cake 05.6.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Half years are worth celebrating. Especially if there's cake.
Awfully Chipper: Disappearing pizza... 05.3.2013 by Maud_Gonne
... and itchy fingers.
Megan knows arse-all about... 05.2.2013 by blau
I am doing a challenge to write 750 words every day in May (on 750words.com). Day Two and I hit paydirt. Well, dirt.
Awfully Chipper: SuperDash 05.1.2013 by Maud_Gonne
I'm a little bit besotted with my seven-year-old right now.
Awfully Chipper: Naturist 04.30.2013 by Maud_Gonne
I suppose it should really be Naturalist, but Naturist sounds more intriguing.
Chaos Attraction: The Most Disturbing Thing I Have Ever Heard About Ducks 04.30.2013 by Jennifer
"Want to see a video?" I said no, but he whipped out his phone and showed us.... (First of four.)
Awfully Chipper: Getting to first base 04.29.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Not what you might think. Or exactly what you are thinking.
Awfully Chipper: Word Girl 04.28.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Awfully Chipper: Happy families 04.27.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Mabel likes to stick it to the man.
Awfully Chipper: Seven 04.24.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Obligatory birthday post
Still Waters Run No Mills 04.23.2013 by planetmort
And ever since then, when Iíve had a tough ride, Iíve thought, well, it wasnít as bad as that Mandeville day in 2011.
Awfully Chipper: Seven years 04.23.2013 by Maud_Gonne
A lot can change in seven years.
Chaos Attraction: Picnic Day 2013 04.22.2013 by Jennifer
I saw Jesus on Picnic Day. No, seriously, there was some guy with long brown hair wearing a white robe, a blue stole, and a backpack strolling down past the Gap.
Awfully Chipper: Yoda cake 04.22.2013 by Maud_Gonne
...or overachieving for dummies.
Megan Knows Arse-All About... 04.21.2013 by blau
(The Canadian Yoda.) I wrote a very impassioned letter to Lorne Michaels when I was 12 years old, BEGGING for him to make changes to ĎSaturday Night Liveí. I donít remember much about what I wrote, but I think I said the show was getting too repetitive, and Iím sure I demanded to see more of Mike Myers (he wasnít a full cast member yet).
Awfully Chipper: I heard the news today, oh boy 04.19.2013 by Maud_Gonne
So when, exactly, will my children start hearing the news, I wonder?
Awfully Chipper: Dichotomy 04.18.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Of all the reasons not to apologize, this one came out of left field.
Still Waters Run No Mills 04.16.2013 by planetmort
Iíll still hug my daughter extra hard today, but today Iím also running again.
Awfully Chipper: So close 04.16.2013 by Maud_Gonne
My husband ran the Boston marathon in 2009 and 2010.
Awfully Chipper: Milestones, tangientally 04.14.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Our weekend happened to include a few not inconsiderable milestones.
Awfully Chipper: And/or 04.12.2013 by Maud_Gonne
Summer went away again and I'm very happy about that.
Chaos Attraction: Three Out Of Four Down 04.11.2013 by Jennifer
I feel very adult and cheerful this week!
Chaos Attraction: Making A Commitment 04.9.2013 by Jennifer
I guess at some point in time, a girl's gotta make a commitment.
Awfully Chipper: Boom! Spring 04.9.2013 by Maud_Gonne
And then spring descended upon us and I found new things to complain about.
Still Waters Run No Mills 04.9.2013 by planetmort
I didnít readily admit it until college or thereabouts, because, as everyone knows, country music sucks, and actually liking it is tremendously embarrassing, but about that time I realized what music I enjoy really affects no one else in any way whatsoever.