How to upgrade to a Platinum account:

If you haven't already, you'll need to register. Registering is free of charge, and will allow you to choose your username, start new threads, and post.


• The Simplest needs your help to stay alive!
• A spot on The Simplest.com Portal, our user self-promotion weblog.
• Access to the live 24-7 Chatroom.
• Private messaging via the boards.
• Access to the private member lounge.
• Access to the private sex forum.
• Access to the private fitness support group.
• Access to the private Cheap Therapy group.
• Avatars (the pictures that appear under user names).
• A signature file.
• Ability to post HTML to the board.
• Ability to attach files to posts and private messages.
• Ability to view attached files on posts.
• Ability to save drafts of posts.
• Ability to view profiles, memberlist and online list
• Access to Daily Active Topics pages.
• Free photo upload directly to the board from your desktop.
• What else are you going to do during your down time at work?

Upgrade now! Upgrade subscriptions to Platinum cost $5 US per month.

Subscription payments are deducted automatically from your PayPal account or credit card, as you specify (monthly or annually) with PayPal. Subscriptions are offerered on a sliding scale. We use the honor system-- pay what you are able. You are not required to explain yourself.

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We can no longer accept payments by cheque. (February, 2009)

You may cancel subscription payments at any time. Your account will be dropped down to Silver status, and you will still have the ability to post and start new topics. Your private messages will not be deleted, they will be available again if you decide to bump back up to Platinum. This is subject to rare deletions to free up space on the server, so please back up your messages if there are any you'd like to save.

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